Well, well, well, look who’s ready to ditch the spa and dive into a revolutionary soul treatment! Forget the beauty treatments – your soul deserves more attention than a celebrity on a red carpet. Who needs a mani-pedi when you can have a walk-and-talk party in nature? Let’s break it down for you, fabulous soul-seeker:
LISTEN UP, WORLD – SOUL SERVICE IN SESSION
Need someone to hear your thoughts without the judgment? Look no further. This isn’t just a service; it’s a soul sanctuary. No doctor’s coat, no therapy couch – just you, your thoughts, and a Listening Coach who’s more attentive than your favorite pet.
NATURE THERAPY EXTRAVAGANZA
Say goodbye to beauty treatments; we’re upgrading to nature therapy. Mother Nature’s the ultimate spa, and you’re about to be the VIP guest. No cucumbers on your eyes, just the glorious shade of ancient trees.
SKIP THE SELECTIVE HEARING DRAMA
Your spouse’s selective hearing got you talking to the walls? Skip the dinner date, strap on your walking shoes, and talk to someone who’s actually tuned in. Nature’s the backdrop, and your Listening Coach is the main event.
WALK INTO 2024 LIKE A BOSS
It’s not a massage – it’s a soul massage. It’s not therapy – it’s a therapy revolution. Talk + Walk: the only way to strut into 2024 with sass and style. Who cares about resolutions? You’ve got a soul plan.
NDA-WORTHY CONVERSATIONS
I’m not a lawyer, but I’ll sign an NDA. We’re entering territory so exclusive it’s practically VIP. Your secrets are safe, and your soul is about to do a happy dance.
DINNER CAN WAIT – YOU CAN’T
Forget dinner out this week; feed your soul instead. This isn’t just a walk; it’s a commitment to self-care. Your well-being is the main course, and it’s time to indulge.
So, my soul-seeking friend, strap on those metaphorical hiking boots and let’s talk + walk our way into the most fabulous version of you. It’s not just a service; it’s a soulvolution. Let’s do this!
How To Reserve Your Talk + Walk:
- Complete this form. [Yes, this one]
- Read that booking confirmation email.
- Pay 50% via Venmo to reserve your walk.
- Mark your the calendar.
- See you at the park!
(listen up now, it’s non-refundable for no-shows)
Feeling like your soul needs a spa day, but your budget is side-eyeing the pricier fancy treatments? Fear not! For a mere $100 per hour, you can indulge in a Talk + Walk rendezvous that’s more soul-soothing than a massage, trendier than a mani/pedi, and sassier than a fresh haircut.
Last year you said you were going to work on yourself. It’s next year.
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Brain tornadoes be gone!
WHAT I AM:
Educator
Coach
Damn Good Listener!
WHAT I AM NOT:
Lawyer
Therapist
Hippie Chick